"I'm re-entering the blogsphere; Please don't fire that precision missile at me...."

Thanks to Gube for an easy re-entry into the blog planet!

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Ask these questions aloud, set your iPod on shuffle, and record the answers + any comments.

Will I get far in life?
Song: Absolutely Everybody
Artist: Vanessa Amorosi
Comment: So, is it: "Absolutely, Everybody will help me" or "Absolutely Everybody will be trampled by my ascent to greatness"? :)

How do my friends see me?
Song: Making Love out of Nothing at all
Artist: Air Supply
Comment: *sigh* If only it were true

Where will I get married?
Song: Leaving on a Jet Plane
Artist: Chantal Kreviazuk
Comment: Would that be before (Fore, "Runway" Bridegroom!) or after?

What is my best friend's theme song?
Song: Have I Told you Lately
Artist: Rod Stewart
Comment: Only if I sing seconds :)

What is the story of my life?
Song: Break on Through (to the Other Side)
Artist: The Doors
Comment: After breaking on through, why do i get lost again?

What is/was high school like?
Song: When the Smoke is Going Down
Artist: Scorpions
Comment: hangin' with cool pals, jammin' after 3.30 PM in the classroom, sports, some amount of study

How can I get ahead in life?
Song: Fortunate Son
Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Comment: If I was born with a silver spoon...

What is the best thing about me?
Song: Lightning Crashes
Artist: Live
Comment: I am an organ donor

How is today going to be?
Song: Antartica
Artist: Corinne Allal
Comment: It is freezing here, snow on the ground!

What is in store for this weekend?
Song: Bring Me Back to Life
Artist: Evanesence
Comment: A matinee, hanging out with good friends, data analysis... ah, the ideal mix

What song describes my parents?
Song: Something Stupid
Artist: Nicole Kidman and Robbie Willliams
Comment: I think Stupid refers to the son :)

...my grandparents?
Song: Breathe
Artist: Faith Hill
Comment: When they saw me, did they stop... breathing?

How is my life going?
Song: Violin Concerto 1
Artist: Bela Bartok
Comment: A mix of strings, piano, and Magyar folk

What song will they play at my funeral?
Song: Ironic
Artist: Alanis Morisette
Comment: Truly so!

How does the world see me?
Song: Pieces of Me
Artist: Ashley Simpson
Comment: Only pieces, not the whole me...

Will I have a happy life?
Song: The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag
Artist: Country Joe McDonald
Comment: It looks like I will die in Vietnam

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: You Had Bad Day
Artist: Daniel Powter
Comment: Sometimes...

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for...
Artist: U2
Comment: Still looking...

How can I make myself happy?
Song: The Temptation of Adam
Artist: Josh Ritter
Comment: Apples?

What should I do with my life?
Song: Zombie
Artist: Cranberries
Comment: Die and then come back to life?

Will I ever have children?
Song: I had a Dream
Artist: John B Sebastian
Comment: okay.

What is some good advice?
Song: Piano Sonata No. 11 (Rondo Alla Turca)
Artist: W A Mozart
Comment: What is ole Wolfgang trying to say? I should march to Turkey

What is my signature dancing song?
Song: She's Got the Look
Artist: Roxette
Comment: yeah, right

What do I think my current theme song is?
Song: Strong Enough
Artist: Dixie Chicks
Comment: Uh?

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Song: Nights on White Satin
Artist: Moody Blues
Comment: Refer previous questions!

What do I really want from life?
Song: Only When I sleep
Artist: The Corrs
Comment: If only someone understood me...

What should I do to help others?
Song: Shine on you Crazy Diamond
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comment: Get your Shine on!

What should I do to help myself?
Song: Take my Breath Away
Artist: Berlin
Comment: Why is it all about breathing, dying, living

What should I do to succeed in life?
Song: My Sacrifice
Artist: Creed
Comment: There we go again with sacrificing, which could possibly mean death

What is my one most important goal in life?
Song: The Show Must Go On
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comment: you got that right, maan!

What do I get the most pleasure from?
Song: Brain Damage
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comment: Hahahahahaha... as some others may retort, if only you had a brain that could be damaged...

Weirder and Weirder!

I have been tagged by the Axe-man and I have the not-so-popular task of listing 6 things about me, myself and me that make me weird... so here goes
1) I go banannas over banannas but I sometimes whine for grapes
2) Sense of humour
3) When I am on a concrete sidewalk that has been carved into large rectangles, I have to take equal number of steps on either side of the dividing line... it drives me nuts when they cant ensure that the rectangles are of the same size as then my walking pace varies... go figure that weird one out... something to do with my mathematical brain (i dont want to hear any more talk of "huh? dude, you? brain?")... and its not OCD if it does not happen all the time; only the times when my blood serotonin levels are the 98th percentile values
4) I have the attention span of a baby dodo (No backtalk about - "Did you know that the reason why the dodos went extinct was because they experienced an acute shortage of baby dodos?")
5) I want to join the Space Monkey Mafia :)
6) What lies beneath...